- Thursday, July 26, 2007

I Was Just Wondering

1. Why is Confucius' name Confucius? Is it because he is darn confused. Yo, peeps, me Confucius. Me from Confused world. Me utterly confused. You wanna be confused too? Join me. No wonder there are so many confused peeps in this world. Blame Confucius for such a confusing name.

2. If money doesn't grow on trees, then why do banks have branches?

3. Why does a round pizza come in a square box?

4. Why doesn't glue stick to its bottle?

5. Why do you still call it a building when it is already built?

6. If it is true that we are here to help others (like those poor souls), then why are others here for?

7. If you are not supposed to drink and drive, then why do bars have parking lots?

1 comment:

glo said...

you are hilarious!!!