I was doing my assignments when suddenly my friend walked up to me and gave me a shock of my life.
Shaun: Jon, how's your tits (intending to say 'teeth', but can't pronounce the 'th')
Jon: (stares at Shaun, jaw-dropped)
Shaun: WHAT? (eyes bulging out in disbelief and curiosity at the sudden reaction)
Jon: What did you just say?
Shaun: How's your tits?
Jon: TITS?!
Shaun: yeah.. (thinks) no.. not that tit.. I mean... (struggles to talk) TEETS?
Jon: Oh. My. Gawd.
Shaun: What? Correct what!
Jon: No...
(after 5 minutes)
Shaun: I was just wondering how do you brush your tits.
Jon: WHAT THE HELL!?!?!?!?! YOU THINK I BUY TITS BRUSHER AND BRUSH MY TITS?!?!
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You know, parents always worry when their daughter turn 18 and guys might hit on her. I think you also have the same problem, albeit being a guy. :P
I'm getting you TWO pepper sprays!
suitlin
Tue Aug 14, 01:03:00 PMmaybe, just maybe, you're gay...
mewd
Thu Aug 16, 02:57:00 PMno matter what, jonny boy, niecey will always sayang you.
gay or not.
psst suit lin... make it three.
joanne liyeng
Mon Aug 20, 05:39:00 PMPlease note that the author of this blog will not apologize to any sensitive fool who concludes that a certain post is about a certain someone and gets offended, or hurt, or distressed, or suicides. .... hahaha... i like that!
so... how did you brush your tits?
zewt
Mon Aug 20, 09:20:00 PM