- Monday, October 29, 2007

Family Relations

Jon: HOW TO GROW FAT?!?!
Mom: Don't shit too much.
Jon: -____________________-"""""""""""""""""""""


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Mom: How's college?
Jon: Okay, I guess. Why?
Mom: Do you join their Christian fellowship?
Jon: No.
Mom: But...... WHY?!
Jon: Err. It used to be on Tuesdays when I have no classes...
Mom: But...?
Jon: It's on Thursdays now.
Mom: And...?
Jon: I have classes on that day.
Mom: So...?
Jon: So I go to college. Why are you asking me these questions?
Mom: Have you found a girlfriend?
Jon: What the...

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