- Wednesday, November 07, 2007

I Have A Secret

A very dark secret





And I wish to tell you





But there is one condition which you have to agree to




"What condition?" I hear you ask.





Simple, indeed, very simple.






Even a little girl can do.





Okay, maybe not a little girl.





Even an immature person can do.





Since you're so matured





Since you're so brilliant





I believe












You











Can












Do













It









.










Yes, I can see that you're very anxious to know.










Because you're scrolling down















And down














And down













And down
















The condition is





















You have to respond















Somehow














Just Respond











Simple, isn't it?















Now, here's the confession















of the dark dark dark dark dark














Secret.














Ladies and gentlemen,











equip yourselves with the best armor you can find












find the best talisman you can get















Because











I'm telling you grave truth













Listen intently












Without a noise

















Without a sound














Stop breathing a moment
















You won't die

















Trust me














Pig Take Egg assures you















shhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh.........











So here it is














The dark, dark, dark secret


























I'm supposed to study, but I'm blogging.












Dark, huh?
Because my parents don't know about it
So I consider it dark enough
to be able to shun the light away
and make you 'sweat'
and call me lame.
But here it is: I can walk.
So it's okay.
I understand.
Very well.
You've known the truth.
So you have to respond.
That was the deal.

Wasn't it?

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No. Here's the truth.
I was downloading the newest animation 'Bee Movie' yesterday. I was rather surprised that I took a very short time to download this 700mb file. After downloading it, I decided to check the quality of the file.

Since there were many programs running simultaneously on my laptop, getting VLC Player to load the file took few seconds.

I first heard weird sounds.

Sounds that weren't supposed to be heard in an animation.

And then the image came.

And holy moly!

I got a shock of my life!

It was PORN.

I literally shouted, "OH MY GAWD!"

I immediately deleted it.

That was one of the worst experience I ever had.

Perhaps the worst thing I've done too.

For more information of 'Bee Movie', visit http://www.beemovie.com/.

8 comments:

Suit Lin said...

My respond

As promised

must be

somesort like yours

if not

your effort

will be direly wasted

don't you think?

So what is my response

since you should ask

is

this

















"QUIT READING MY COMMENT AND GO STUDY LA!!!!!!!!!!!111111"


XXXXXXXXXD

*runsaway before kena whack*

Jon Chu said...

HAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAA

lawrence_teoh89 said...

very funny hor? Make me scroll down to read everything.. ah.. this is one of ur unique posts.. :P

Jon Chu said...

HEHE...

joanne liyeng said...

it's a girl having gone through plastic surgery to look like guy. the plastic surgery was a mess therefore her, er, his, face was all bubbles and pores.

u two can stop arguing about guy/girl adi. :D

Jon Chu said...

[jo] HAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHA

EdRyAnNe's sToRy said...

i'm SWT......(=.=)||||||||
hahaha...xD ya unique enough..lol.=D

Jon Chu said...

ahahaha.. I'm glad you laughed.. :D