- Thursday, December 27, 2007

Achmed and Jingle Bombs

I have been having my fair doze of jokes by Jeff Dunham and Achmed these few days. Although Christmas is already over, let me wish you guys a very belated Christmas, because I want you to watch this!

I laughed nonstop when I watched it. If you've watched the previous video, you would understand this more.

Especially this phrase: SILENCE! I KILL YOU!

Lyrics of Achmed's "Jingle Bombs"
Dashing through the sand
with a bomb strapped to my back.
I have a nasty plan
for Christmas in Iraq.
I got through checkpoint A,
but not through checkpoint B.
That's when I got shot in the ass
by the US Military...

[it's not funny!]

Oooh, jingle bombs, jingle bombs
Mine blew up you see.
Where are all the virgins
that Bin Laden promised me?
Oooh, jingle bombs, jingle bombs
U.S. soldiers shot me dead.
The only thing that I have left
is this towel up on my head.

I used to be a man,
but every time I cough,
thanks to Uncle Sam,
my nuts keep falling off.
My bombing days are done.
I need to find some work.
Perhaps it would be much safer
as a convenient store night clerk.

Oooh, jingle bombs, jingle bombs
I think I got screwed.
Don't laugh at me because I'm dead
or I'll kill you...

1 comment:

Cason Cheong said...

Thanks for dropping by my blog. You actually take time to read my stuff? Unbelievable...

Interested to watch Switchfoot? Hahaha